When You're Drinking/ The Gentleman Is A Tramp

Drink to me only that's all I ask
And I will drink to you
When your drinking
When your drinking
The show looks good to you....
When you drinking
You get stinking
It helps your point of view
But when your sober the sky's all seem grey
When your sober life's a pain
So keep drinking
That's what I'm thinking
Cause it's what I love to do....

(Breaks into Gentleman is a tramp)

I love Chicago its carefree and gay
I'd even work here without any pay
I'll lay you odds it turns out that way
That's why this gentleman is a tramp
My clever agent he worked out this deal
He said go to Chicago it won't be for real
And I believed him I'm such a schlemiel
That's why the Gentleman is a tramp
I love the free fresh booze that ya get
So I'm in debt
I'm flat...
Take that
Last night some girl gave me a green stamp
That's why this gentleman is a tramp
My wife just told me have I news for you
The doctor's sure I'm way over due
Wait till she finds out my girlfriend is too
That's why the gentleman
That's why the gentleman
That is why the gentleman is a tramp