Rednecktified

  A ha ha ha ha
Listen up
Now people say I’m a little backwoods
Yeah, that’s good I think
I’m proud of these Lucchese boots
And this ol' hound
I made fried bologna with a side of sweet pickles
I can put my two cousins on one bicycle
That’s thangs that they don’t teach ya
Up in town
Hey I’m tried and true
I don’t apologize
For the country ways I live my life
I been hillbilly since way back when
Keepin’ the ways of all my kin
Kickin’ it up with an ice cold Bud
And some old cheap wine
Well I’m as country as dirt
Or an old cowpie
Dedicated to keepin’ us dignified
But down home, Rednecktified
I think cow tippin’s ‘bout a fun as it gets
And snipe huntin’, I ain’t got one yet
And all of my friends are takin’ me back next week
I got a 4X4 sticker on my 2-wheel drive
I got the same size wheels on my house
And I got a swimmin’ pool out back
They call a creek
Yeah, I graduated from Redneck U.
And I still say “y’all” and “fixin’ to”
I been hillbilly since way back when
Keepin’ the ways of all my kin
Kickin’ it up with and ice cold Bud
And a box of good wine
Well I’m as country as dirt
Or an old cowpie
Dedicated to keepin’ us dignified
But down home, Rednecktified
Wo hoo, Ah Yea
Yeah I like rap and I love to rock,
I’ve been singing’ country music since
Before it was pop
I been hillbilly since way back when
Keepin’ the ways of all my kin
Kickin’ it up with an ice cold Bud
And some 20/20 wine
I’m as country as dirt
Or an old cowpie
Dedicated to keepin’ us dignified
But down home, Rednecktified
But down home, Rednecktified
Everybody say red (red) neck (neck) tified